arab hamsandwich 

When a group of guys are making ham sandwiches and run out of mayo so they decide to jerk off of the sandwiches then finally sending those sandwiches to third world countries

Hey let's go fuck with some poor people and give them Arab hamsandwiches

arab hamsandwich by Daddy_daddy November 21, 2016

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

jam sandwich by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

Off my jam sandwich 

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

Off my jam sandwich by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

Almond butter and jam sandwich

The term used to convey, " A BJ?" over text without actually sending the words: " Do you want a BJ?"

Best used for lovers who are sexting in secret, and afraid to be caught should someone find their phones.

Gurl Texting: Do you want an almond butter and jam sandwich later?

Guy: Hells yeah.

Almond butter and jam sandwich by rawrgirly1998 November 18, 2011

hamsandwich 

A device used to beat a pigpen or to make the game of hogsoccer more entertaining.

As I beat that bitch with a plunger O smacked her with a hamsandwich.

hamsandwich by MBC March 31, 2003

A Jam Sandwich 

The act of scooping out dried period blood from a two day old corpse and placing it delicately between two slices of bread (brand of your choosing) then scoffing it like a mad-man. Yum- yum.

"Nigel, Do you want to try A Jam sandwich. It's scrumptious."

"No"

A Jam Sandwich by Poop sniffer 3000 November 26, 2013

Jam Sandwich

A sexual move where a man inserts his penis in another mans butt and that guy sticks his penis in another mans butt so there are 3 people, 2 butts and 2 penises in butts. And the men on either side are a bit too rough and the man in the middle bleeds a bit from his butt.

Awesome sex last night but turned into a bit of a jam sandwich

Jam Sandwich by AlexAlexUKK February 12, 2021