Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.
Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.
They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.
Their native outfits include Purple.
Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.
They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.
Their native outfits include Purple.
Person 1: Where are you off to?
Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.
Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!
Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.
Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!
Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.
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A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.
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by Richardo Cars May 16, 2006
When you meet a girl and are sure your going to sleep with her but she stops you at the last minute.
“Bro did you get fucked last night?”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
“Nah man I got clam jammed.”
“Fuck dude, maybe you’ll hit another time.”
by ToastyShakes January 18, 2023
Female cum. the liquid that makes a women " wet " during sexual intercourse or when she is sexually aroused .
I licked Sarah's pussy last night and she got her clam jam all over my face.
Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.
Sally is so horny, I can see her clam jam seeping through her pants.
by Randy Rumplenuts June 9, 2016
When you assemble your fingers into an arrow shape or cranes beak and smash your girlfriend in the squish-mitten simultaneously screaming "CLAM JAM!!!!!"
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