Jalen Rose

Jalen Rose is one of the best players in the NBA...he was the third best EVER, following Muggsy Bogues and Earl Boykins that is. Jalen was JUST traded yesterday and I'm pretty pissed, so is the rest of Toronto. He takes to many shots and he sucks on D, but he is a good guy.

YO Jalen Rose hit the game winning shot yesterday!!!! But he missed every one before it...:(...

Jalen Rose by CRgetsBjorns February 4, 2006

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Jalen Rose

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”

Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career

Jalen Rose by Pooh Shiesty July 27, 2021

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jalen rosed

While playing basketball—taking a jump shot and having the defender slide their foot under the shooter, in hopes that the shooter will land on the defender's foot and injure the shooter's ankle or foot.

Also can be referred to as, "Bruce Bowened"

He Jalen Rosed me.

I got Jalen Rosed playing ball the other day.

jalen rosed by dmo2222 February 26, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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