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When you plow a hoochie extremely hard in a rough aggressive fashion, repeatedly and fast.....The key also lies in making sure the hoochie walks funny for a few days after...Usually executed by someone named jake.
Hey baby , im sorry your legs hurt, thats what happens when you get the jakehammer.....

ex.2 Kyle: Hey Jake why is your hoochie walkin funny?

Jake: Gave her the Jakehammer, you know how it is, the jakehammer always rocks their world.....

Peter: Rock and Roll
Dylan: Simpson Road
by jake420123 December 12, 2007

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