Known for his vines and being Elton’s replacement in the Trap House. His brand is called ‘No Name’ but clearly he has a name, it’s Jake... from State Farm... at 3AM (I’m sorry I had to do that last part)

Fan: Hey have you heard of Jake Webber?
Obsessive Fan: Sorry I only know No Name

Jake Webber by Jaydenxx July 21, 2019

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jake wazz waring

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.

Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.

jake wazz waring by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013

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Jake Williams

A small retard, gay, small pee pee

Jake Williams is a little retard

Jake Williams by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019

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