Jailhouse C-section 

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

Jailhouse C-section by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Jaholiscs 

Barr's Irn-Bru.

Derived from slang 'ginger'; ginger => gingahol => gingaholiscs => jaholiscs

"Anyone want anything from the shops?" "Aye, get us a roll & sausage and a bottle of jaholiscs."

Jaholiscs by GoJo78 January 19, 2011

jailok 

A word used for someone who absolutely devours curry every day and likes sucking on big oily men, an absolute bloody ban chod.

jailok, what a ban chod am i right

jailok by Fantajerem May 7, 2023

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

Jailhouse C-Section 

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

Jailhouse C-Section by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

jahoot 

A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes

That kid is a jahoot

jahoot by Plugins January 21, 2016

jahoogabooga

A breast, typically of the large variety.

Man, she has nice jahoogaboogas.

jahoogabooga by Jahoogabooga September 13, 2004