An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
by joe joe the circus clown November 08, 2009