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gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,
jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
by bp zs ab ajs May 24, 2012

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