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15.
Jck Sparrow is: Sexy,Drunk,Funny,Someone, who, if you pause the movie will be making a VERY strange face, Awkward, Neva knowing what hes gonna do!
Some things Jack Sparrow says:

"Cotton's parrot....same question"

"you need to find yourself a girl mate...or maybe the problem is you've found one but are incappable of wooing set strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you!?"

"the rum is gone!why is the rum gone?"
by ~Rikki~ June 20, 2006
 
22.
My Sexay mofo! I've never seen a pirate look so fucking sexy, and have the moves he did while he's drunk.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
by Mrs. Sparrow Brandybuck December 28, 2003
 
23.
The hottest, sexiest, coolest guy you never met.
"You're forgetting one very important thing mate, im Captain Jack Sparrow."
"You'll always remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
"But where is the rum?"
by Tali Snake-Sparrow December 01, 2003
 
24.
1. Sexy, sexy, sexy, hott, sexy, evil, sexy, sexy.
2. Makes the best quotes ever.
3. Brilliant/mad. daft
4. A rum-soaked piiirate. pirate
1. "Daft like Jack"
2. "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow savvy?"
by deppths of johnny November 22, 2003
 
25.
the only pirate i've ever wanted to shag.
Jack sparrow? he could shiver my timbers any old time.
by DoMe.Com March 01, 2009
 
26.
The act of snorting a line of cocaine mixed with gunpowder while drinking straight up rum. Usually results in an exploding head.
Guy #1: Dude, try this. It's called a Jack Sparrow.
Guy #2: Oookay. *sniff-chug* BLAAAGHAHAHAHABWEHAAGGHH *head explodes*
by shoelessloons September 18, 2010
 
27.
The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW
by rahul007 August 13, 2006
 
28.
A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"

"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "

"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "

"Why is the rum always gone?"

-Jack Sparrow
by kellancullen January 13, 2009