Jack Bevan 

It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.

OMG if you run any slower you will look like Jack bevan

Jack Bevan by Fastest man alive May 26, 2010

jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

jack money bean by madison b October 22, 2020

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville 

A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? 

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack? by Mercenary800000 January 30, 2024