Jaboozie 

1.To engage in the act of jacuzzi-ing while boozie-ing, and preferably getting naked with the opposite sex in hopes of straight crushing it or recieving at least a hand job

2. Engaging in a totally heterosexual male bonding time after an unsuccessful night of crushing pussy

The Situation invited two hoes over to Jaboozie in hopes that the alcohol and his half naked body would seduce them into offering their flower and/or anus's

Jaboozie by Pyreking September 8, 2010

jabookie 

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.

DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!

jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

Jacooki 

An erotic hot tub used for sexual pleasures

Keenen invited Kenzie to his jacooki to show her a good time ;)

Jacooki by Sir__Awesome October 9, 2016

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”

John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”

jabookie theatre by EndMyLoafPlease May 7, 2018

Jaboukie Maneuver

When a blue check Twitter user changes their name and profile photo to parody a public figure or organization, and tweets satirically from their account, pretending to be the aforementioned figure or organization. This maneuver may result in the temporary suspension of your account and permanent removal of your blue check mark. Named after comedian Jaboukie Young-White who legendarily lost his blue check mark and had his account suspended after pretending to be CNN on Twitter and tweeting about Presidential candidate Joe Biden.

"Hey man, why can't I see his tweets?"
"Oh, it's because he got suspended for performing the Jaboukie Maneuver. He pretended to be the FBI and tweeted about MLK."

Jaboukie Maneuver by altaltbinks August 9, 2020

jabootis

some way to roast someone, its the funkiest roast out there.

Excuse me, get yo jabootis ass out of here.
Her name is jabootis and she's not afraid to bit you in the ass.

jabootis by jabootis queen June 7, 2017

jaboukie 

A term that insane mental witches use before they suck the duck.

I shall say jaboukie. Jaboukie; you fine, yummy duck.

jaboukie by DuckLover1286837 May 4, 2018