jabroker 

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)

The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.

jabroker by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

Jaber Joke 

Stupid sarcastic joke or diss made famous by the Apple Technician Nicolas LeGrand Jaber

Take a hike...Make it a long one!

What a loser...Yeah he pulled a Jaber Joke

Jaber Joke by Loc Nong June 10, 2008

jaber joke 

A joke told by someone who thinks they are funny, but really isn't. The joke is always lame and boring and stupid.

student: i have a question about wiretaps! JUST KIDDING, no i dont!! hahahahah.

classmate: what a jaber joke......

jaber joke by pegasialumni July 4, 2008

Jabroke

a condescending term for a lazy piece of shit who acts like he has his life together but who really is broke in capacity, wealth, and spirit.

an incompetent and lazy bro.

a combination of jamoke and jabroni

"Look at that jabroke wearing his cheap-ass sunglasses inside as if he were Kanye."

Jabroke by whyeventry December 6, 2018

Jabberwokey 

A person who is “woke”. Not dissimilar from a redneck.

Man, these jabberwokeys are super sorry now that they can’t afford gas for their Vespas and they Uncle Joe is outlawing their menthols and flavored vapes….

Jabberwokey by Gangstamedic June 10, 2021

jabberwoken 

plural word describing jab recipient who demands that folks get jabs or else lose employment, relationships, memberships, or other considerations. constantly talking or posting demands that folks get jabs. claims that refusing to get jabs is insensitive or an assault.

I am so sick of jabberwoken demanding that I get a jab or else.

jabberwoken by lyin' doc May 18, 2023

jabberwoke 

singular word describing jab recipient who demands that folks get jabs or else lose employment, relationships, memberships, or other considerations. constantly talking or posting demands that folks get jabs. claims that refusing to get jabs is insensitive or an assault.

that jabberwoke rants all day about folks who don't get jabs.

jabberwoke by lyin' doc May 18, 2023