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J. Noble 

(Noun) (juh•rawr•denn Nawh•blay)

A vegan theater teacher at battlefield high school whose shoulder length, blonde hair is always SliCkeD into an iconic man bun. His wardrobe consists of button down, cruelty free dress shirts, a pair of Jeans from goodwill, and vintage men's shoes made of pure cotton and rubber. He has a tattoo with stars that nobody understands. If you listen closely in the hallway, you can faintly hear his sad indie vinyls.
J. noble is the most hipster out of all theater teachers. He's a good teacher though. :)
J. Noble by Milkyboi:) December 19, 2018
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JNobs 15 

A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.

While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.
"I just ate another meatball sub from Subway! Hello, JNobs 15!"
JNobs 15 by sammyappel October 5, 2011
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1. One whos so desirable, your mouth waters
a)someone who smells delicious

2. Someone of great wealth, great looks, but horrible driving skills

3. A person who tries to rap, but cant.

4. An ideal citizen and role model for the young ones
Did you guys see that stud, his middle name must be JNOB
Jnob by Call Me jack August 23, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026