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1. Being brainwashed by Apple Computers marketing.

2. Belonging to the Apple Computer Cult.
Phil is so iWashed he will only buy Apple products, all he talks about is Apple and wants everyone to buy only Apple products and when someone talks poorly about Apple he gets angry and defends them like its a family member.
iWashed by adamrafael4 April 26, 2011
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Meaning 'It's all bullshit'
Coming from the 2005 film 'Dirty Deeds' which says 'IAB'
IABS is a clearer way of saying Its all bullshit
because IAB could mean 'I am bored'
Person one: "Dude! i heard your girlfriend fucked tom last night!!"
Person two: "Na man, IABS, She was with me the whole time"
IABS by jellycat713 March 16, 2011
stands for 'I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper.'
This is an indi/pop/electro group from Finland. Gained additional popularity through Myspace.
I can't wait for the new IWATSW album
IWATSW by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009
Abbreviation for "I wish a bitch would".
All these hoes finna square up on IG #IWABW
IWABW by Elio Fiorucci April 5, 2018

Iwasaki Mineko 

The most famous geiko in all of Japan. She was raised to be the atotori. She had the most publicity, and the most customers. Her yearly salary broke a record for all the maiko and geiko. Young maiko today call her legend. Mineko-san retired when she was only 29, a shock to everyone around her. She is also know as the geisha, Memoirs of a Geisha is based on. But, Arthur Golden cruelly twisted her story. So, Mineko-san wrote her own memoir, Geisha a Life, also know as Geisha of Gion. Mineko-san lives with her artist husband in a Kyoto suburb, and the two have one adult daughter.
Iwasaki Mineko danced many years ago before Prince Charles.

Iwahsofanikas 

Definition:
A phrase used by white girls to describe a situation that they (as well as everyone listening) know is not funny. Often used in conversation as a quasi-conjunction (similar to “and”, “but,” “or,” etc.) that enables said caucasian females to continue speaking about any given topic once the substantive part of the conversation related to that topic is long over.

Syllables: I-wah-so-fa-ni-kas

Translation: It was so funny cuz

Literal Translation: “it was so funny because...”
“iwahsofanikas I saw her at the grocery store and we were both buying groceries.”
Iwahsofanikas by GnarcJohn June 8, 2019