mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

by SethII April 14, 2014

my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 29, 2019

gay itch

It's when you are not sure you are gay, though you still feel like being fucked in your ass

1. Oh my, I have such a gay itch
2. This dude is a well known gay itcher

by Lariska666 March 28, 2018

Change Itch

When you are into melancholy due to sudden change in your routines and keeps you irritating 24/7.

I was delighted over the period of days and all of sudden it was a Change Itch which made me downcast and pissed off.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

vegas itch

Sexually transmitted disease contracted through debauchery occurring in Las Vegas, Nevada. Typically preceded by heavy drinking and suggestive dancing; can also refer to the heavy desire one has to leave Vegas as quick as possible after spending a long trip there full of heavy drinking and suggestive dancing

After leaving Vegas,
Male A: "I haven't been feeling so hot, man."
Male B: "You should probably go to the doctor and get that checked out... wouldn't want to get the Vegas Itch."

by The Love Docta March 18, 2014

eagle lake itch

when the girls of eagle lake get baby fever in the spring time

hey tiera , you got the eagle lake itch , maybe we should hit up the PI

by aldie7788 March 8, 2021