A small piece of land which was originally called Palestine, seeing as it was originally Palestinians land, not Jews (Israelis)
Oh and the Kebabs, and the rest of the Middle Eastern things dont come from Israel, it comes from Saudi and Syria, cos if you think about it Israelis are really Europeans after the second world war.
Sara: Omdz im going to a Palestine demonstration tomorrow...
Laura: oh why is that?
Sara: To defend Palestine, because Israel stole their land!
by ILOVEPALESTINE May 07, 2009
A country that exists, for better or for worse. Fix it. Be proactive, don't be ignorant.
Israel: "Since I already exist, and it doesn't look like i'm going anywhere, can't we just attempt to devote our time to solving my social problems and educating the Arab and Jewish youth to break the cycle of hate and ignorance?"
by xwing December 05, 2009
1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.

2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!
by susievader April 19, 2007
The Jewish homeland. The coolest, most amazing country around.
Lets go to Israel, it's awesome there.
by rarwerwe June 02, 2005
The historical Jewish homeland and the only Jewish sanctuary. About the size of a pencil and the age of your folks (founded in 1948) but somehow among the world's greatest powers despite jaw-dropping odds. The Israeli population has the highest number of PhDs and produces the greatest number of technological inventions per capita in the world (e.g. the cellphone). The GDP and living standards in Israel are about as high as England's. Despite its great military capabilities, it is the victim of Arab terrorism and is kept from kicking Arab ass by the anti-Semitic UN and the European Union who wish to see it annihiliated. Israel's only known friend in the world is the United States (God bless her). Israel will be a superpower and every Jew will one day live there.
"If America doesn't bomb Iran to kingdom come before they get nukes, Israel should and will like it did to Saddam in 1981."

"Palestine? you mean that fake name the Romans gave to Israel in 70 AD?"

"Palestinians? you mean those people who only moved to Israel from neighboring Arab lands in the late 19th century after the Jewish pioneers came, made the deserts bloom, built cities, and offered those Arabs jobs?"

"Yasser Arafat? you mean that Egyptian who moved to Israel in the 1970's and became the leader of the "Palestinian people" half of whom are Egyptians too?"

"The people of Israel are the chosen people."
by Blue_Blooded June 24, 2006
A country known to have many religious establishments and landmarks. Everyone fights over the country because everyone wants its land. Jews aren't the only people who inhabit Israel, alot of christians, muslims and other people live in Israel.
I'm afraid to goto Israel, it looks scary because of the bombings.
by Oz May 25, 2005
Literally God’s country. A tiny Southwest Asian country along the Mediterranean Sea that borders Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Lebanon. The capital is Jerusalem and the largest city is Tel Aviv. 87% of its population is Jewish. Israel was recognized by the U.N. on May 15th, 1948 as a safe haven for Jews. The state of Israel has been attacked numerous times by Palestinean sympathizers including all of its neighbors and terrorists, but emerges victorious every time. One of its earliest was the 6-day War that Israel won hands down. The Middle East is almost unanimously united against the Israelis and has failed in its decades- long conquest of destroying Israel. The Bible teaches that Israel literally belongs to God and will NEVER be destroyed, due to his covenant with Abraham and the Jews. Jerusalem will be the focal point of the "last days" described in the Bible in the Books of Daniel, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah and Revelation. Here’s the facts….Israel has legitimacy and a legal right to exist while Palestine does not. Palestine has NEVER existed nor had its own currency or language. The name “Palestine” was only given by the Roman Empire to identify the area that Israel now stands. Period. If anything, the land of Palestine actually belongs to Israel.

Israel may be a tiny country, but it is considered to be the most powerful in the Middle East—even stronger than Iran. The only friend(s) Israel has is God Almighty and the good ‘ole U.S.A, fortunately. Israel will NEVER be destroyed and its enemies are wasting their time. Israelis and the Jews need not fear for the future. The Bible teaches they will always be safe and that God WILL defend it in the last days. It will be where Christ establishes his everlasting Kingdom and throne when he returns for the 2nd coming. There is no doubt that Jews and Israel is “God’s chosen people.”
As a Christian, I strongly support the nation of Israel. The Bible teaches it belongs to God (by his covenant with Abraham and the Jews) and always will.
by krock1dk December 06, 2007
A "vacation" spot for Arab rockets.

arabs israel terrorrist bombs missiles vacation arab jews
Jim: Did you see that group of Arab tourists in Israel?

Tom: Why yes, I did! They were headed towards that synagogue! Their turbans were so pointy and red!
by khklhklhklhklhklh May 09, 2011
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