1. A place were people are forced to live when they know too much. Seen in The Simpsons.

2. An action movie that takes place in circa 2018 AD, where clones of people in the real world think they are survivors of a biochemical holocaust, but are really are used to provide spare organs and body parts for the originals in the real world.
1. Homer is sent to The Island because he knows that flu shots are mind-controlling devices.

2. Lopez Three Alpha thought she was going to be sent to The Island, only to find out they just needed to rip out an ovary for her master client.
by Jordan Two Delta January 29, 2006
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A place where people are usually nice to each other, nobody's in a hurry, people stop and talk to each other on the street even in nasty weather, there are no secrets, and life just pretty much works the way it should most of the time. It's not too complicated.
Islander #1: "Do you want to go to the mainland this weekend?"

Islander #2: "Hell no!"
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
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An island is a gay person that is not on the scene and usually does not care to be on it. Usually because he knows what drama it entails. Islands are happy living on their island, isolated around their ocean of girlfriends.

Also, while the seas might be well charted , few people might know he is out, or know of him, tho usually they are out or just sooo obviously gay. Unless you have habit of visiting the tropics then u might not know them!
I am so sick of the gays on the scene here! I need to find me a nice island to retire on!
by Whatevah! March 6, 2009
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The Island is a place located beside Clarence Dock widely known as a teenage drinking hotspot.
Teenagers from the Corn Exchange walk down to Tesco, get the cheap cider, go to the island, get absolutely shitfaced, go to the train station, go home.

Leeds. Royal Armouries.
Text 1: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
Text 2: Down the island
Text 3: Kk cya soon.
by Cheeze1994 October 3, 2009
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In New York City and surrounding suburbs 'The Island' means Long Island. Specifically the geographical part of Long Island that does not include the New York City boroughs of Brooklyn and Queens which are technically ON Long Island. That is, it refers to Nassau and Suffolk counties (of New York State).
"After the Mets game we're going out to The Island for dinner."
by Bronxcheer September 2, 2008
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The Island is a term used to secretly tell your boys the girl youre hanging with is handing down some sweet domecile which is a derivation of dome. Coined by the same man who brought you beejanese, this was changed to Bayjo which was a derivation of beej. From then it moved into the Isle of Bayjo and the finally shortened to The Island
by John Lockjaw aka JLJ aka Mr X January 19, 2008
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