find an irish red-headed woman. combine your jizz with orange juice. pour it down the hood of an SUV. stick a hand-warmer in her pooper. and pound her hot juicy pilgrim oyster(vagina) as you slide down the smoothie wearing a ski mask.
i was feeling so aroused last night so i went to the pub to get a hooker and gave that bitch an old fashion irish bobsled forty seven minutes and twenty three seconds later.
by Habib Ali-Babba December 09, 2009