acronym for the term "spreadsheet jockey". Term used for an investor who judges the relative worth or attractiveness of an investment in a company (usually a startup) based solely on a spreadsheet model of financial metrics.
Don't take that guy's money, he's a SSJ and will drive your company into the ground.
to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
A suffisticated woman who makes a substantial living by serial dating wealthy men.
A gold digger
"Hey bro, don't even think of hooking up with that whore. She's a total cock investor."
Money spent on business operations with the pupose of fighting down business enemies rather than maximize profit.
"Fuck-you-money: An investor buying a company in front of another investor even though he or she could earn more on spending the capital otherwise.
What most stock investors do right before they're stock crashes.This usually does'nt work because its unpredictable and the investor usually ends up fucked in the end.
Stock investor-This is fantastic! My stock is going up!
A few days later....
Stock investor- Dear god.....im broke!
Another investor- Sir, you should of considered pulling out when you had the chance!
Can be compared to sex :]
The term Lifestyle Investing is one which has penetrated the lexicon in the first decade of the 21st century. The use of the term is rapidly gaining momentum as priorities shift based on signification global events.
Tim Ferriss, author of The 4-Hour Work Week is often credited for his use of the term lifestyle design though he is not believed to have been the first. Ferriss' approach to life and what he calls the 'new rich' revolves around breaking the paradigm of the traditional application of time where a person works until retirement and thus postpones many plans until later in life. Lifestyle Investing builds on this notion can be compared to 'carpe diem' or seize the day approach to both life and income generation. This allows subscribers to this approach to enjoy the flexibility necessary to create a lifestyle of their choosing, or what Ferriss describes as lifestyle-by-design.
In recent years the Internet has provided millions of people with the opportunity to create both active and passive income streams via the world-wide-web. This has allowed many people to pull-back from both the traditional employee lifestyle as well as the traditional small business owner model. This new breed of entrepreneur is what Richard J. Goossen called 'e-prenuers'1.
As the world slowly climbs out of the economic downturn which began in earnest in 2008 an increasing number of people are reassessing their behavior with respect to finances, their time, their...
Due Diligence is a term used for a number of concepts involving either the performance of an investigation of a business or person, or the performance of an act with a certain standard of care. It can be a legal obligation, but the term will more commonly apply to voluntary investigations.
u better due diligence on that brokerage firm to make sure its not a boiler room or chop shop