Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.

Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.

Penile Injunction by Mot241 June 25, 2009

inunciator 

n: a word to be used in a spelling bee in order to throw off the spelling bee contestant! created by: Joe Santana!

Joe S. asked Patty M. to spell inunciator because he wanted her to get it wrong as he likes to punk her!

inunciator by lilpatty0909 January 27, 2011

indunction munction 

n. (In-dunk-shun Monk-shun)

In English, it means, "Induction motion"

(Variation of the words: Induciton, function, motion, gumption, presumption, petition, monk, emption (to buy).)

1. An official verbal petition during a Shoosh society meeting to be inducted into the society.

The prospective member must first make his motion, or "munction" as it is called during meetings, by giving a case as to why he or she should be accepted.

The elders of the club then usually haze or pretend to haze them until they are satisfied, and have had a thorough laugh. If they are satisfied, the prospective must then claim a ball, demand clergy in the name of that ball with the phrase, "I hereby now demand clergy". Once clergy has been demanded, he or she must then raise their fist and proclaim the sacred word, "Shoosh"!

If the other members also raise their fists and universally shout "Shoosh"! The induction ceremony is complete, and the new member is accepted.

(yes this is a real club and this really happens!)

Speaker: "Let the Indunction Munction function begin upon the presumption that whomever has the gumption to begin the petition. Shoosh!"

Reply from crowd: "Shoosh!"

indunction munction by Thomual October 7, 2005

Inuntanglable

A synthesis of the prefix 'IN' and the verb 'untangle' meaning an object or idea that cannot be untangled.

This extension cord is all knotted man, its totally inuntanglable.

While his rhetoric was astounding, the logic he followed was often inuntanglable.

Inuntanglable by Blastography June 19, 2004

Pancake-injunction 

When your sticky sweaty nut sack sticks to the side of your inner thigh.

I got some serious Pancake-injunction sticky icky woo. Dont you hate when your sack sticks to you forehead. Excuse me, I need to peel this bitch off my leg.

Pancake-injunction by Dr. Stugots February 21, 2011

Inunitinntneentionally

Misspelling a word so bad you have to fix it 4 times.

John: I just inunitinntneentionally misspelled that word!

Inunitinntneentionally by Kylithium November 9, 2021

Super Injuncto

1. A way of cheating the system to allow rich people to behave atrociously and laugh in the face of those less fortunate by having their privacy protected for doing so...

2. An individual who cheats on his wife/partner/husband and seeks the law to protect their shamefulness for doing so...

OMG, can you believe that footballer was trying to get a Super Injuncto because he couldn't keep his pants zipped for 5 minutes, his poor wife... tsk tsk

Super Injuncto by S1th July 13, 2011