Intestinal Speedrun

When a food gives you the shits right away and is recognizable on exit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that takeout, it pulled an intestinal speedrun.

by XXApproachingZero February 11, 2017

dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

intestinal tract inversion

People who get everything assbackward. The same people that you tell, to put it where the sun doen't shine, and do nothing but mouth crap all day.

Man, all my Redneck friends, just love that Limbaugh guy to death, but I think he has a major intestinal tract inversion.

by Guido1 September 17, 2009

Intestinal Due Diligence

a colonoscopy

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far

by Wakahare September 11, 2022

Sheep intestine rewind

when a sheep's intestines dance to the groove

oh yea girl! hit that sheep intestine rewind

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH

I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch

by dickfucking \slut January 6, 2021