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When you are talking to someone online and they will not let you log off peacefully. When you log on the next day there are usually 20-30 messages from them asking if you are there in your offline message. You: Well its kinda late... I'm gonna go get some sleep.
Them: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :'( Them: Just stay and talk for a few more minutes PLZPLZPLZ You: Ok... (30 minutes later) You: I really have to go, I have to wake up for work in 4 hours. Them: But I really want to talk to you... You: I have to go. Them: 5 more mins!!!! You: No, sorry. We can talk tomorrow or something. Them: Tomorrow??? Come on just a few more minutes. You: Bye Them: Waaaaiiitt! (Next Day) "You have logged on to internet messaging service" Offline messages: Them: You there? Them: Hello? Them: Did you log off? Them: I know you are there. Them: You just went invisible. Them: Why aren't you talking? Them: Hellooooooo!?!?!? *BUZZ!* Them: Hey talk to me... "Dude, this chick held me internet hostage for almost an hour last night. I thought I wasn't ever going to be able to log off." |
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