When someone says "headass" at the end of a statement or question to make it seem like they're joking, when in reality they're serious.
"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
by Bobbylight69su May 21, 2018
A person in need of cash. They will deliberately chuck themselves in front of vehicles just to get compensation. They will use some of their money from the insurance company to pay the health bills to recover, and then the rest is pure profit.
I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...
by RollCage24 January 5, 2014
Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
by Revived Divine August 1, 2012
Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020
When you fill your car with people, so if gets gapped in a race, you can blame the extra weight being your disadvantage. The insurance being you may win, but if you lose you can blame something other than your car or driving
by Jdowdy August 6, 2019
You're like 95% sure it's just gas. Pretty sure it's just a fart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
...but you decide to sit down on the toilet JUST in case. 95% of insurance shits usually end in something productive, and can save you from the ever-embarrassing shart.
Rick: Okay okay okay ready I got one, get the lighter...
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
*PRFFFFTTFFRFRTT*
Rick (cont'd): HOLY DICKSWEAT THAT WAS AMAZING!!
Roll: Okay lemme tr-...wait...wait...nope, I've gotta take an insurance shit.
by Timb0.Slice November 10, 2010
Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.
by lotus_six June 27, 2009