The Ass- Insults 

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

The Ass- Insults by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.

Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*

Three Great Insults by meinufakku November 30, 2019

Alliteration Insults 

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

Alliteration Insults by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.

Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.

empty insults by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

alliteration insults 

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.

Bum bandit
Beef bayonet
etc

alliteration insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

Insults 

Derogatory shit to say of someone.

Girl- Your insults are getting weak.
Guy- At least they had strength at one time, yours have always been weak and still are.
Girl- You are such an asshole.
Guy- That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Insults by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020

Assonance Insults 

Similar to Alliteration Insults, but based on vowel-sounds instead of consonants.

Turd Burglar
Hand Shandy
etc

Assonance Insults by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004