head-imploding 

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.

Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding

head-imploding by MikeTheWise January 4, 2009

Imploding star 

A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.

This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.

1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?

2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.

1 - again huh?

2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again

Imploding star by Tintorera October 6, 2010

imploding

When you have to repress a fart and it kind of goes off inside you and you feel it bubble its way back up in out of sight before it escapes.

Imploding is a techincal word by a Georgie where a fart is repressed when youre in awkward situations like a que, a date or an interview, even in a swimming pool! All applies and we all implode. Dont do it for too many hours though or you might explode and die.

imploding by The public imploder January 11, 2014

imploding balls 

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.

"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"

imploding balls by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

Imploding toad 

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

Imploding toad by Sunshinegrl July 13, 2017

Imploding Raincoat 

A coat when worn implodes on itself causing damage to those who wear it via implosion

He was born on an imploding raincoat on the 16th of Germany

Imploding Raincoat by R/MrTeaser November 19, 2019

insplaning

A Gender-neutral alternative to mansplaining, the explanation of something by an individual in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Person 1: "well actually your opinion is wrong and stupid because my opinion is superior"

Person 2: "STOP insplaning ME"

insplaning by Awkspew_roo2 and Nigel October 13, 2022