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1.
A Tampon
Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"
by DarthLOL February 11, 2009

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