vaccine informed 

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

vaccine informed by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

vaccine informed 

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

vaccine informed by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

vaccine informed 

Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.

My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.

vaccine informed by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019

Infomercial Fail 

To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).

Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.

Infomercial Fail by StromCarlson June 1, 2010

informer 

A person whom the government pay to snitch on people. Sometimes they work as double agents informing drug houses of a comming raid.

I got put in a cell with an informer.

informer by Photomagic3000 April 6, 2006

informercial 

its information that you get in a commercial. similar to playing an irish racial marshal. not to be mistaken for a fercial..but only partial.

im like one of those informercials. you know what one of them is? its information that you get in a commercial.

informercial by rockwell13 July 14, 2006

informasomniac 

The unability to sleep due to much interest in the world around you. Common distractions are video games, television, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, facebook, youtube, twitter, blogs etc.

Before I could sleep last night I had to update my Facebook status, my Twitter page, check five news sites, create a post on my blog, reply to eight emails, comment on a forum, watch the latest recommended clips on YouTube and try to find out what Google Wave is really good for. I'm a true informasomniac.

informasomniac by abflex December 15, 2009