by SimpExterminator May 6, 2020
Tom "Hey man wanna watch some porn?"
Timmy "first off you don't ask someone if they wanna watch porn and second aways use incognito mode so your mom doesn't find out that your watching porn"
Tom "oh...is that why whenever my mom uses the computer she grounds me?"
Timmy "yes Tom she saw all the porn you were looking up"
Timmy "first off you don't ask someone if they wanna watch porn and second aways use incognito mode so your mom doesn't find out that your watching porn"
Tom "oh...is that why whenever my mom uses the computer she grounds me?"
Timmy "yes Tom she saw all the porn you were looking up"
by KingofStuffedAnimals June 13, 2020
by Vegan Sausage on bread February 3, 2020
A person who was an asshole to you, but the rest of the world either doesn't care or doesn't know about it, or denies the fact that the person did it. It's usually a person who is a popular or at least a well-liked person taking advantage of their social status and using other people lower on the totem pole to get what they want. You can find an incognito asshole or two at your local middle or high school.
"Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML" is a great example of an incognito asshole.
Another example would be:
Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!
Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.
Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
Another example would be:
Person 1: Ricky, that scumbag, stole my phone!
Person 2: What are you talking about? That's Ricky's new cell phone.
Person 1: I don't care what you say, Ricky's an incognito asshole!
by The solitary definer May 26, 2013
Blogger 1:Check out vice hacker's blog; it's pretty cool.
Blogger 2:Who writes it?
Blogger 1: Idk, It's an Incognito blog.
Blogger 2:Who writes it?
Blogger 1: Idk, It's an Incognito blog.
by Vicehacker January 6, 2010