inbox tourette's

The condition of checking one's email compulsively as a way to postpone doing actual work, avoid interacting with unpleasant people, or put off having to consider the meaning of one's existence. A bogus definition from "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" that should be true.

I didn't expect Sally to answer my email on Christmas Eve; she has serious Inbox Tourette's.

by Joey JoJo Shabadoo Jr. January 12, 2007