"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground by 13Ronbets May 16, 2016

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snake in the ground

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.

"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."

snake in the ground by Snakier June 11, 2018

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Hole in the ground

It's a nice way of saying you're a hoe>

Stop being a hole in the ground .

Hole in the ground by Asian Savage April 20, 2018

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Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.

George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011

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