In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

In house dick by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

in-house booty 

A roommate of the opposite sex.

I don't need to take that girl to the movies. I've got some in-house booty waiting for me.

in-house booty by Demon9ne October 27, 2008

In-house weed sherpa 

(noun). Alternatively referred to by the acronym "IHWS". A knowledgeable, friendly homeboy you can go to with all your questions about marijuana, THC, hemp, cannabidiol, edibles, vape rigs, dabs, and blacklight reactive tiger posters. IHWS can also recite from memory the provenance and production history of any strain of bud, and prescribe the right sticky icky to cure what ails you. The IHWS never judges or ridicules a questioning bro's ignorance, rather just guides the bro along the path to being stoned and shit.

I'm not sure whether to cop a Pax or a DynaVap. Also, what the hell is Grape Ape? Yo, Imma ask the homie Chris. That dude knows all about this typa shit. He's the in-house weed sherpa.

In-house weed sherpa by BellicoseStampCollector April 24, 2020

In house pussy 

In house pussy is a women you can copulate with at anytime in any area of living residents . Normally know as a broke and homeless fuck buddy.

bro ,this women doesn't do anything for me but spread Eagle when i come home ..
I See, your dealing with In house pussy.

In house pussy by Clever_seeker January 27, 2017

in-house joke

When a small portion of a group understands an obscure reference that refers to something that the rest of the group is unaware of. This is used expressly when referring to a work situation that other work people do not understand.

Synonym: inside joke

Person #1: Hey, Bruins, agree?

Person #2 (to all): What are you talking about?

Person 3#: Don't worry, it is an in-house joke.

in-house joke by DDT in BOS June 21, 2011

In-House Jerk 

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

In-House Jerk by Treeguts December 23, 2018

in-house entertainer 

Someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.

Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."

Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."

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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"

Pete: "No thanks"

Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."

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in-house entertainer by ZenoDiac June 2, 2010