Adam: "Everybody loves my Glam Bulge!"
Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."
Tommy: "ME TOO!"
Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."
Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."
Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."
Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."
Neil: I know *sigh*
Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."
Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"
Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."
Tommy: "WAS NOT!"
Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"
Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."
Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"
Sasha: "Didn't you read my tweet? I love vagina."
Tommy: "ME TOO!"
Neil: "Yeah, you keep thinking that Tommy..."
Tommy: "Shut up or I'll kick you ass."
Neil: "At least I have an ass, your back is connected to your legs."
Taylor: "Neil, Tommy said that on Twitter, you fail."
Neil: I know *sigh*
Taylor: "I read on twitter I have the ass of a black woman..."
Adam: "Read anything about my Glam Bulge?"
Taylor: "Just a few UNFs and Tommy was staring at it the entire show last night."
Tommy: "WAS NOT!"
Neil: "Can we PLEASE stop talking about my brothers penis?"
Adam: "You know you wish it was yours."
Issac and Brooke: "LAMBCEST!"
by An Adam Lambert fan. November 10, 2010
by Mikey T January 29, 2005
When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.
My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!
by Wafou! May 18, 2022
This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.
by BeccaBess August 21, 2012
During the first presidential debate on September 30, 2004 a mysterious bulge was spotted under George Bush's jacket.
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
Many experts have speculated that Bush was wearing a "Personal Cueing Device", or what newscasters and movie makers call an IFB. A company called Comtek makes an IFB system which matches the size of Bush's mysterious bulge.
A wireless IFB (like the Comtek) consists of a hidden radio receiver worn on your person which then relays audio to a small earpiece which fits entirely in the ear (like a tiny hearing aid). Prepared lines or "cues" which are to be spoken are then transmitted to the device wearer.
There have been other times that Bush has been spotted with this and other mysterious bulges, such as when he has had important speaking engagements, or meetings with important world leaders.
For a complete explanation of how this system works, do a Google search on these words: Comtek IFB
"Breaker 19, Breaker 19, I got a smokey on my tail....Oh wait, excuse me, what I meant to say is that I'm not concerned about Osama Bin Laden."
by Speed Racer October 24, 2004
An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
The bulge in a person's (usually a woman's) abdomen when a hand that may occur durring anal fisting if the fisting hand penetrates the person deep enough and if the fister pushes outward against the inside of the abdomen with the fisting hand.
If you're into hardcore porn you might find this hot.
If you're into hardcore porn you might find this hot.
by Crazy_anal_shit February 13, 2017