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antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"
by jack bruce June 19, 2005