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Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.
Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."
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Womb Imperialism 

When a white man impregnates a woman of color(possibly several), and then once she has the child, impregnates her again and again, to continuously occupy her womb with his seed.
Bro, remember when sab made a post about womb imperialism on his Arab english teacher?”

Imperialism 

The domination by country of the political, economic, or cultural life of another country or region.
this definition is from my world history book.
Imperialism by JASONNNNNN May 22, 2005

Imperialist

One who believes that the business, personal affairs and destiny of his/her comparatively weak neighbor, could and should be more efficiently managed through the forcible intervention and operational restructuring of an outside influence, namely, the power that said imperialist represents. This, the imperialist believes, would inevitably prove to be advantageous to both parties.
Although history is filled with such individuals, three in particular stand out among the most prominent of imperialists.
1) Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821); Emperor of France, master of Europe.
2) Genghis Khan (1167-1227); commander of the “Golden Horde”, self-proclaimed and unchallenged “universal ruler”.
3) Howard Schultz (1953---?); chairman and chief global strategist of Starbucks, the leading retailer, roaster and brand of specialty coffee in the world.
Imperialist by nethcev! August 14, 2006

Imperialis 

1- The act of being a crybaby and an asshole at the same time.2- The act of trying to show everyone that you are tough but you fail miserably when you get clapped easily and they you turn into a crybaby when you lose
1: Jack: I lost this game because the Wi-Fi is so bad, Jim if this was my region you would be destroyed beyond repair you noob fuck!
Jim: Jack, cope with it and stop acting like an Imperialis

2: John: Bruh you guys are so trash, I can easily clap every single one of you at this game because I’m the best ever *loses* DAMN MY STUPID INTERNET AND YOU ARE TURTLING AND G HITTING, YOU SUCK SO MUCH THAT YOU HAVE TO TURTLE!!
Glenn: Dude… I barely even held the s key and stop acting like a 5 year old, that's what you get for being such an imperialis
Imperialis by Rocky_Balboa1976 November 9, 2021

Imperialism 

The acquisition of resources, land, influence, population, etc. through aggressive diplomacy/military force in order to gain an edge on rival factions or in an attempt to achieve everlasting total supremacy over all other factions. Imperialism saw a sharp rise in the early 20th century, in which various predominant European and Asian monarchies in dire need of raw resources to upkeep their growing industrial and economic needs frequently engaged in minor skirmishes with their weaker neighbors and distant, underdeveloped lands. This in turn contributed to the outbreak of World War 1, in which tensions for new territories rich in resources pitted imperial alliances against each other after the assassination of Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand.
Most well known imperialist states and their justifications for imperialism:

-Roman Empire(The greatest empire to ever exist. Many monarchies have tried to emulate its success at transcontinental unification and longevity.)

-Holy Roman Empire(Arguably the successor to the Roman Empire.)

-British Empire(Once a dominant hyper power, owning a third of the world’s landmass.)

-German Empire(A culturally rich European state who was a key player in the central powers’ military campaigns throughout World War 1.)

-Ottoman Empire(A culturally rich and ancient Middle Eastern state founded in 1299 C.E. that served as a bastion of civilization to the now shattered muslim world for more than 600 years. It’s downfall was brought about by the defeat of the central powers at the end of World War 1, which it was a part of.)

-Egyptian Empire(A truly ancient and extremely well known imperialist state which inhabited North Africa. It enslaved many of its neighbors and launched frequent military expeditions and raids in order to acquire more resources for the glory of their Pharaohs, which were considered gods, and the well being of the nation.)

-Akkadian Empire(A monumental leap in organized government and state planning in the history of our species, the Akkadian Empire was the first hyper power in the entire world. It developed in the year 2234 B.C. in the Fertile Crescent, an area in Mesopotamia credited with being the cradle of human civilization.)
Imperialism by ChadAuthRight December 31, 2019