imperch 

Word used by ENA in Extinction Party.

Word meaning "of utmost importance". It is a mix of the words IMPortant, vERy, and muCH.

You must be able to see that this is IMPERCH.

imperch by milkshakes&flowers October 4, 2020

imbehole 

Combination of imbecile and asshole. Often used on brain dead morons too stupid to realize they have been grievously insulted. Perfect to use when someone cuts a line in front of you or runs into you because they were playing with their phone and not paying attention to where they were walking.

1. Hey imbehole! No cuts!
2. Nice job imbehole! Next time try looking where you are going!

imbehole by zekebones May 11, 2018

Imperfectly perfect 

An imperfectly perfect person is someone who has their own specific qualities such as being clumsy, nerdy, goofy, weird, etc. and those qualities make that person interesting and perfect in their own way. There is beauty in things that are odd and imperfect and being flawed is not always a bad thing.

That girl, Hayleigh, can fall up the stairs, have a panic attack skiing on the bunny slope and has more prescriptions than CVS. She has more problems than she can count. Yet, she still only thinks about others. She's imperfectly perfect.

Imperfectly perfect by .webster March 1, 2015

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

Sneering Imperialist by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

Imperial March by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Imperfections 

The faults in a person or thing. Everyone has them, and it’s what makes you unique to yourself. So let’s stop trying to fix them. Let’s embrace and love it.

Love yourself for who you are, despite your imperfections.

Imperfections by Ok hun September 27, 2019

perfectly imperfect 

when someone has strong feelings for you they may tell you that you're "perfectly imperfect" basically saying that they accept your flaws, they like you enough that they see past your insecurities, a way of saying that you're perfect to them.

girl: I hate my hair, nose, laugh, etc.
I'm not perfect
guy: I love all those things about you, you're perfectly imperfect

perfectly imperfect by teamandrea October 16, 2013