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Im sick of sex i just want love 

When you look past your short term goals.
God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

i'm sorry sex 

when you and your significant other have a fall out and to make up for what you did you engage in sexual intercourse
Emily and me had a big fall out and it was my fault, I had to give her some I'm sorry sex.
i'm sorry sex by jay fucks dogs August 4, 2019

im too sexy 

word applying to people like right said fred and other sexy starlets such as john and red
oh my god red im too sexy!!!
no john im too sexy.

At least I'm not into anal sex 

A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!

i'm sexy and i know it 

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you

I’m sexy

1) someone who believes their sexy.
2) someone who wishes to be sexy.
3) someone who’s truly sexy. (Like me)
1)

Person 1: I’m sexy
Person 2: not this again ugh.
2)
Person 1: I’m sexy
Person 2: no your a “wannabe sexy”
3)
Person 1: I’m sexy

Person 2: I know (;
I’m sexy by TwoSlitWrists July 8, 2018