I'm a celebrity get me out of here 

Cynical television programming, whereby producers starve a disparate bunch of people in a jungle & subject the to torture (for the publics "entertainment").

Instead of criminals they victimise people who used to be on the telly, and who need a career boost. To that end the phrase should really be - I'm a celebrity WHEN I get out of here (for 5 minutes).

Ohh great another series of I'm a celebrity get me out of here - no point even switching on the TV until after Christmas

Ooohhh look, breakfast television is dragging out I'm a celebrity..... every morning, again!

I'm a celebrity get me out of here by lucid_entity November 22, 2004

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here 

urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.

man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here by TIN Laden December 9, 2010

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum by MovieManiacX March 16, 2010