im having a stroke

im having a stroke you say when you repletely mess up a word when talking

1: Hey did you know i hate sidpers

2: what
1: spdier
2: you good
1: Im having a stroke
3: r/Ihadasrtoke
3: damn it

by oi bloody cunt April 20, 2021

HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

PLEASE SEND HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION FOR REAL HELP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE THE ERECTION
HELP IM HAVING AN ERECTION

by A Real Commie July 1, 2019

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 April 19, 2011