| 1. | Spider Joke | ||
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Spider Joke aka Spider Loc of G-Unit. Spider was given this name by The Game in one of his G-Unit disses 240 Bars
aka Spider Joke. Spider Loc also converterd from a Blood to a 'G-Unit Crip' and has yet to come out with a cd.He is also the reason we press mute when we play Madden.Spiders brother 'Marvel Williams' is also known as a Snitch, along with the other snitch 50 Cent. GUNOT spider joke-
hear the break down spider loc is a joke nigga sound like chunk off the goonies ya life is a movie you aint a factor you a actor fifty gave you a script went from runnin with the bloods to a g-unit crip whats a g-unit crip? not a gang in LA bang on records but nigga won't bang in LA why the fuck you wake me up ... nigga im tired you a busta.. so ima light yo ass on Fire nigga want my spot so he runnin with buck keep tryna play The Game, and u 'gon get fucked i heard diss after diss, lil nigga you suck like yo baby mama, in the third row of my truck naw-vail ill whoop your ass in your own hood you so hard why didnt u put out that song about Suge trapped in the closet, R. Kelly ass nigga get swiss cheesed up, ol' deli ass nigga t.boz in belly ass nigga better ask around, i been the truth since Makaveli passed nigga and i aint wanna have to do this shit id rather be at home listeing to the Cam'ron diss Dr. Dre said it best 'a bitch is a bitch' you a myspace gangsta nigga suck my dick |
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| 2. | "im rick james bitch" | ||
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Im rick james bitch - slap
Rick james made a joke in a bar to one of his homies.. "what did the five fingers say to the face?"
"what?" "SLAP!!!" "HA,HA,HA,HA,HA" "im rick james bitch" |
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| 3. | im-joke | ||
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When someone writes an in-joke as their Instant Messenger display name just to make other people ask them what it is about. Steven: OMG, Holly keeps using im-jokes.
Keven: What a try hard. |
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| 4. | joke poach | ||
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July 3, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh. Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes! Class:AHAHAHAHAHA student 1: dude u totally poached my joke |
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| 5. | Inside joke | ||
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Have you ever just randomly started laughing in the middle of class because of something that happened the other day? If not, you probably need more inside jokes. Why would I laugh randomly in the middle of class for no apparent reason, you might add, whats an inside joke?, well. PAGING SHANE PAGINING PAGING SHANE, COME OVER HERE SHANE. Wait What? what did that have to do with what im talking about? well that random blurt you just heard that made absolutly no sense to you or didn’t seem funny whatsoever, was an inside joke. An inside joke is something that makes absolutely no sense out of context or is the cause of many awkward "you just had to be there" moments, causing people to become iritable and crack out on demand when this unique phrase is mentioned. Friend: HAHA DUDE PANCAKES!
PAL: HAHAHA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY Buddy: what are you guys talking about? Friend: oh well the other day bill threw a pancake at me and landed on my dog Buddy: What? Friend: hahaha...oh you just had to be there Pal: It's an inside joke |
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| 6. | JulianJoke | ||
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A joke that is not at all funny. something once funny but once retold is not funny. Also a sick, vile, and disgusting joke or comeback. b "Ralph im gonna rape your children! "
"Fuck You Guys!" (middle fingers in air): hence a JulianJoke |
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| 7. | priznock | ||
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to play a mean or harsh ass joke on someone you dont like. to get revenge in the way of a joke. ME-yo u know that annoying fool
Friend-Yea, cant stand that dude Me-We need to priznock his ass! |
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