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1. Ilocano is one of the major languages of the Philippines spoken predominantly in the northern island of Luzon, descending from the Dacunos tribes.

2. An Ilocano speaker
Listen to this chinese song, it sounds hilarious
Dude, thats Ilocano

That Jackie girl is one hot Ilocana
ilocano by Jac-Jac February 22, 2008
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A language that derived and is in use with Filipinos that live in the North Luzon areas of the Philippines - Zambales, Ilocos Norte/Sur, La Union, Olongapo City, etc. Also used to classify the people who live in these areas as "ilocanos".

In addition, Many Ilocanos are known to be very thrifty and cheap, with the exception of Fmr Philippine President Marcos who was also Ilocano.
Mom and Son at a "BLACK TIE" event Party:
Mom: "Go look for the doctor and thank him for coming to the party."
Son: "OK"
15 minutes later...
Son: "I can't find the doctor, I don't know where he is?"
Mom: "He's over there."
Son: "Where?"
Mom: "In front of you!"
Son: "The one wearing a hawaiian shirt, with an old suit, wearing tennis shoes?"
Mom: "Yes son."
Son: "He's a doctor? My God, this is a black tie event and he wore that to the party?"
Mom: "He surely is ILOCANO!"
ilocano by ilocanomanong October 18, 2008
Ilokanos, or Iloko people are the third largest Filipino ethnolinguistic group and mostly reside within the Ilocos Region in the northwestern seaboard of Luzon, Philippines, Ilocano people speaks Iloko or Iloco Language.
Man: are you from the Philippines?
Filipino: Yes, I am. Why do you ask?
Man: which side?
Filipino: Ilocano.
Man: Oh, ok.
Ilocano by yesyesyesokyes June 13, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026