ill-i-ne-schon
1. A resident of the state of Illinois, that drives.
2. All of the Illinois residents are horrible drivers. Turn signals??? What the fuck are those for!?! Ahh, gas and brake, that's all they need. Car life expectancy in Illinois, 3 years (if it doesn't get in an accident).
"I fucking hate Chicago, chok full of Illinosions"
"Me to man, me too."
by Biff Justice November 2, 2005
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