A hypocritical statement used in a situation in which everythings going right with you, yet wrong with someone else.
Boy 1: hey did you turn in your paper today.

Boy 2: I couldnt, my computer turned off in the middle of my paper, then once i re-typed it, my printer ran out of ink and paper.

Boy 1: That sucks, but If It Helps, I turned mines in.
by Numero A November 3, 2009
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i have been trapped in urban dictionary
i am running out of fresh water and i will most likely be dead by morning
send help asap

on the bright side im learning some new words
help this isnt a joke
by PintoBean2003 March 3, 2020
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if you looked this up, you've probably already seen the top definition from PintoBean2003. Why does everyone think he's joking? we have to help him he's not joking. Have we heard from him recently? Is he even still alive? Or are the secret overlords of the urban dictionary silencing us. If so, why? If you're voting, let this word in, please. And if you see it in the dictionary, the overlords must have overlooked this. We gotta help him
by General-Kenobi July 20, 2020
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When a user of TikTok finds something funny or disturbing .
"help why did he dance like that"
by eminemstan1000 February 21, 2022
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that thing you need when ur sad mad or dying in a hole screaming fuck this shit in to the endless void and want to curl up and die.

also math
i need help
what kind mental or physical?
both
by fierysnowflakes October 10, 2019
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