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idiotneck 

Founded South of Boston, the term refers to a pain in the neck squared. The idiotneck is the epitome of part-donkey, part-unscratchable itch that festers in our neurological systems and can usually only be removed with surgical procedures such as lobotomy or a blindfolded bris.
At the sleepover, he was acting like such an idiotneck that they were forced to power up the treadmill he was sleeping on and it splattered him all across the Night Rider pinball machine.
idiotneck by Henry Warnimont July 16, 2008

idiotness 

The act of being a complete idiot. Some people believe it is a common and brash word, but it is a true word.
you show such idiotness

Idiotness 

Stupidity,dumbassery, some who pisses off there mothers and gets called that for no reason😜😜😜
Stop your fucking idiotness
Idiotness by Mompoo12 March 25, 2019

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.
"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"
peak idiotness by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

Idiotese 

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.
A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.
Idiotese by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

idiotness 

"my idiotness is killing me"
idiotness by bisexual_simp February 5, 2022