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Like the term "mindless pawn", an iPawn is any foolish and ignorant individual that buys everything Apple comes out with, without first seeing if anything else is better. Simply put, these people seem to have an "iFetish". They only pay for the "i", not the technology. Closely related to an "iTard" or a "Mactard". iPawns, Mactards, and iTards contribute to the rapid decay of western society.
iPawns are the embodiment of corporate slavery.
by Leo Russell December 24, 2008