| 1. | i.o.y.i. | ||
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combination of "i.o.u." and "f.y.i."
1. -Literally, "I owe you information." Similar to i.o.u. or i.o.u.1 -Roughly, "I'll get back to you." 2. Roughly, "I have to tell you this." Could be derogatory, similar to f.y.i. 1.
-"Dude, thanks for telling me she cheated on me. i.o.y.i." -"I don't know what we're doing tonight. i.o.y.i." 2. -"Man... i.o.y.i... that asshat is going to fire you." -(Insult) "Oh and i.o.y.i., that white dress does make you look fat, which would matter if you weren't dumb as a doorknob." |
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| 2. | I O U | ||
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Short for "I Owe you". "I O U 20 bucks
-signed Bob" |
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| 3. | High O U | ||
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To owe someone a type of high such as weed, because you had no money to pay for it when your buddy whipped out some wizzy, High owe you!! Justin: Yo can I hit some of that?
Jay: You got some money? Justin: Na man High O U Jay: aight maine this stuff is bomb |
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| 4. | O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y | ||
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O-Off course
B-blacks V-viciously I-insult O-others U-under S-serious L-laughter Y-Ya'll he's balcks so O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y he has jokes
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| 5. | Beej | ||
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1. A humorous term for saying Blowjob. 2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U 3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry 1. Hey babe, wanna give me a beej?
2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej". 3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?" Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!" |
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| 6. | P.O.U.S. | ||
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(noun), Poo Of Unusual Size. Based on the terminology used in the movie The Princess Bride, in reference to the R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size) found in the Fire Swamp. This is an extremely large poo, at least a portion of which exhibits exceptional girth. This type of poo usually exits very slowly and after a stressful episode of exhaustive straining, suddenly drops into the toilet. This is the correct and technical term to use, although this type of doody is often mislabeled as "doodying out a coke can," "crapping out a watermelon," or in general, when someone claimed they shat (past tense) out a friggin' <insert large object name here>. Note that during a P.O.U.S., you may experience intermittent symptoms of M.W.P., (Machete Wielding Poo). Whew, I'm glad that's over...I just knew I had ripped my butthole open when I dropped that P.O.U.S. earlier.
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| 7. | ooh, 8.D.O.U. | ||
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"ooh, 8.D.O.U." means "ooh, I wanna eat you!" Said (or typed) by a straight chick or a faggot to a man. Not said (or typed) to a woman. Why? See Illustration: .||....).........""""
.||....)........(o o ~ .||....*.......(.h ( @ (.(....8==D-\O <-- or a U .|.|...| ooh, 8.D.O.U. short form: 8==D O or 8==D U |
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