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If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!
I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

I like your boots 

Because of the release of the movie "Love, Simon," some Tumblr users decided to make "I like your boots" code for "You're hot, are you gay too?" It's meant to be a phrase used by gays to detect other gays in the real world. The phrase is based on I like your shoelaces. Appropriate response is "I took them from a unicorn!"
(gay person out in public)

"I like your boots"

(The respondent that is also a gay)

"Thanks, I stole them from a unicorn!"

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.

I dump your ass

The sentence I dump your ass comes from Netflix’s original series « stranger things ». When someone says I dump your ass, they’re mad or post off because you did something bad or your just annoying. Most people now use the sentence to say to a guy or gal for attention or go making them feel bad and win them back yet for again, winning them back.
El: I dump your ass.
Mike: 😧

Max:😆

Can I smell your butt?! 

This is an expression. A way of conveying one's affection for someone special. This expression enables someone to get right to the crux of their intentions. A favorite pickup line amongst men in pursuit of a lady. Can be used interchangeably as a means of simply getting someone's attention. Some lucky recipients may be offered a positive, accommodating response by being offered the opportunity to 'snort anal crack'.
Hey baby, Can I smell your butt?!

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty
kid: i fucked your mom last night