I shouldn’t have asked 

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

I shouldn’t have asked by RedUnderscore February 26, 2021

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”. 

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”. by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” 

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

I didn't say we should kill him 

A funny sentence because it can be used in many different ways!

See below:

I didn't say we should kill him
I DIDN'T say we should kill him
I didn't SAY we should kill him
I didn't say WE should kill him
I didn't say we SHOULD kill him
I didn't say we should KILL him
I didn't say we should kill HIM

I didn't say we should kill him by Enby Humanoid January 4, 2021

Maybe I should get Tattoos 

Maybe I should get Tattoos. Particularly on my arms.

Everybody seems to be doing this these days. I just want to look cool.

(UD Jews, talkin to you guys..again.)

Maybe I should get Tattoos

Maybe I should get Tattoos by Death Menace June 21, 2023

I am bored what should i type? 

When someone is so bored that their brain pretty much melts and they don't know what to search so they just the computer what to search and they don't even realize that they have searched something.

an example of what I am bored what should i type? means is: The girl was so bored that her brain nearly melted and asked the computer what to search and then she realized she just searched something

I am bored what should i type? by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

should i take another shot 

If you're asking Urban Dictionary whether or not you should take a shot, you shouldn't take another shot. Honestly, you are DRUNK beyond all recognition.

Person A: "You seeing this dude? They're smacking "should i take another shot" into Google and just clicking on the first link that comes up."
Person B: "Holy fuck, they're shattered. They DO NOT need another shot."

should i take another shot by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021