I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags July 14, 2011

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

I'm no jazz blogger by zndnc July 15, 2011

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags November 23, 2011

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

I'm no jazz blogger by elwags November 27, 2011

B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome 

(acronym) Badly in need of bj syndrome. An extreme rare syndrome that you can only encounter to horny gay guys, usually your gay classmates no homo

Nicholas has a feeling that he may have the latest B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome. Now his classmates are scared of him.

B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome by pembonewz December 26, 2023

B.I.N.O.B.J

(acronym) stands for badly in need of bj.

a rare syndrome that only get passed on genius, tall and handsome people. this syndrome is rare to encounter it, mostly seen from "gay" people.

This occurs when a person gets a little too "sussy". some of them whisper it, some of them texts them.

Example 1: Your closest friend has the B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome, his girlfriend's mouth was shredded because of him.

Example 2: John has also the syndrome. All of his friends are not virgin anymore.

B.I.N.O.B.J by damnokay? December 28, 2023

i am not no jerk 

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

i am not no jerk by H4rry11k September 14, 2017