I have to return some video tapes

A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis

"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."

I have to return some video tapes by mrRected April 16, 2010

I have to sleep 

Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.

Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”

I have to sleep by HualianInventedLove September 5, 2021

I have to drop a Boesch 

Taking a shit

I will be back, I have to drop a Boesch

I have to drop a Boesch by I've been Boesch'ed May 8, 2009

I have to go color 

1. The ultimate lame ass excuse when someone asks you to do something. Originally used by a child.

2. A good excuse to use to totally confuse your boss.

Boss: "Jim, get to work on the Johnson account immediately"
Jim (while leaving the room): "I would but I have to go color."

I have to go color by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

i have to pee 

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

i have to pee by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

I have to tell u something 

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

I have to tell u something by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019

I have to text my pig 

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

I have to text my pig by KK70 July 17, 2011