im bored what do i do google 

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!

You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO

im bored what do i do google by Define.com.org.UwU January 25, 2022

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle 

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle by Devon112 June 23, 2019

PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO 

WHAT DO I DO IF THE FBI IS AFTER ME

HELP MEPPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO

PPLZ HELP ME WHAT DO I DO by the69weeb November 21, 2021

I Do Not Like Having Sexual Intercourse Having Like Not Do I

I Do Not Like Having Sexual Intercourse Having Like Not Do I

I Do Not Like Having Sexual Intercourse Having Like Not Do I

I Do Not Like Having Sexual Intercourse Having Like Not Do I by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

I do what I want, I'm punk rock 

A phrase to use when someone is telling you not to do something but you don't care.

Popularised by Michael Clifford (Guitarist in 5 Seconds Of Summer) in a live stream where his fellow bandmates are telling him to stop swear and Michael then replies with "I do what I want, I'm punk rock"

Michael: I do what I want, I'm punk rock
Calum: No you're not! Just because you're wearing eyelines doesn't make you punk rock!

I do what I want, I'm punk rock by It's a cow luke September 6, 2020

I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

Whatever, I do what I want! by Anneke October 5, 2003